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The Biblical Remix – Jesus’ Parents

October 28, 2010

The Biblical Remix – Jesus’ Parents

Jose was not the baby daddy so he was ready to bounce on the pregnant Maria. Before God intervened by speaking to Jose through a dream, Jose was singing this Chris Brown song:

“I’m chuckin my deuces up to her, I’m movin’ on to something better, better, better, No more tryin’ to make it work, You made me wanna say bye-bye, say bye-bye…”

Matt 1:18-21 – http://bit.ly/by2y8G

The Biblical Remix – Hosea & His Wife

October 21, 2010

The Biblical Remix – Hosea & His Wife

God commanded Hosea to love his wife Gomer, even though she behaved like a hoe (mirroring the adulterous behavior of the people of Israel).

In talking with her I imagined Hosea singing BizMarkie’s song:

“Oh Baby you, you got what I need, But you say he’s just a friend, But you say he’s just a friend. Oh Baby you…”

Hosea 3:1-3 – http://bit.ly/bHiFql