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The Biblical Remix – On One

September 9, 2011 — 2 Comments

 


The Biblical Remix – On One

1 Chron 11:22-24 – http://bit.ly/biblicalremixonone

When it was time for some action, Benaiah would throw down with the best of them.  His skills were so tight he actually jumped into a pit on a snowy day and killed a lion.

If that wasn’t enough, one day  even stepped to a 7 1/2 foot tall Egyptian dude, took the Egyptian’s own spear out of his hands, and used that spear to kill the Egyptian.

When he walked out of that battle this Drake hook was playing in the background:

“I’m on one, Yeah, I said I’m on one…”

Reflection:

When you have skills, let them speak for themselves. You don’t have to go around bragging about how gifted and fly you are.

Remember the road called Pride leads to a destination called Destruction.

May Humility be the fragrance you bring in a room today.

The Biblical Remix – My Baby Back

May 19, 2011


The Biblical Remix – My Baby Back

Hosea 3:1-3 – http://bit.ly/biblicalremixmybabyback

Although Gomer was married to Hosea and had three kids with him, she was still getting busy with some other dude. Having been estranged, God told Hosea to go back and get his wife. Hosea actually has to pay a small amount of money to get his wife back.

While talking with her, he breaks it down that it will just be about the two of them from now on.

In the background this song from Guy was playing:

“Let’s chill, And let’s settle down, That’s what I wanna do, Just me and you…”

The Biblical Remix – Secrets

May 12, 2011


The Biblical Remix – Secrets

Judges 16:4-20 – http://bit.ly/biblicalremixsecrets

Having been enticed with an offer of over a thousand dollars by the Philistine rulers, Delilah ran a scheme on her unsuspecting new boyfriend Samson.  While they were chilling in her room, she ran her fingers through his hair while asking him the secret to his great strength.

In the background this Alicia Keys song was playing:

“I won’t tell your secrets.  Your secrets are safe with me, I will keep your secrets, Just think of me as the pages in your diary”

The Biblical Remix – Can’t Get Enough

April 21, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Can’t Get Enough

Luke 2:40-52 – http://bit.ly/e8krQ5

As was the custom, Jesus & his parents caught a ride into Jerusalem for the Feast of Passover every year.  After the feast his parents bounced not realizing the 12 year old Jesus was not in their company.

When his parents finally realized it, it took them three days to find Jesus in the Temple.  Excited finally to see him & yet ready to whoop his behind, Mary asked, “What the heck are you doing? Your father & I have been half out of our minds looking for you?”

Jesus smoothly replied, “Why were you looking for me?  Don’t you know I’m about my father’s business?”

In the background this Black Eyed Peas song began to play articulating Jesus’ love for being in His Father’s House:

“I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough…”

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Love

April 7, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Love

John 15:12-13 – http://bit.ly/eRUOjA

God’s love for mankind was (and still is) so strong that He let His Son Jesus be beaten, mocked and crucified by Roman soldiers to make up for all of our sins past, present, and future.

While hanging on the cross, this Bruno Mars song played to communicate a portion of God’s amazing love:

“I’d catch a grenade for ya, Throw my hand on a blade for ya…Yes, I would die for ya…”

The Biblical Remix – You Got Pegged

March 31, 2011

The Biblical Remix – You Got Pegged

Judges 4:13-23 – http://bit.ly/f2MU3r

Having been oppressed for twenty years by King Jabin, God provides a deliverer for Israel in the man of Barak. Barak and his army put a smack down on Sisera, the commander of King Jabin’s army.

In fear, Sisera runs away and hides in the tent of a woman named Jael.  While Sisera is sleeping, Jael takes a hammer and drives a peg through Sisera’s temple.

In the background this Chaka Demus song is playing:

“Murder she wrote, Na na na, Murder she wrote, Murder she wrote…”

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Ruth

March 24, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Ruth

Ruth 2:1-13 – http://bit.ly/gCrU57

Having heard of how Naomi, a foreigner & a widow, had taken care of her mother-in-law and had left her hometown to live amongst people she did not know, Boaz showed kindness to Naomi.  Fully impressed, he instructed her to pick up produce left by his reapers on his property and to feel free to drink water when thirsty.

As he spoke with her this Bruno Mars song played in the background:

“And when u smile, The whole worlds stops & stares for awhile, Cause girl you’re amazing, Just the way u are”

The Biblical Remix – Super Freak

March 17, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Super Freak

Genesis 39:1-12 – http://bit.ly/ieMVIk

Sold into slavery, Joseph quickly became the head person in charge of his master’s house. Time and time again his master’s wife would try to get freaky with Joseph but Joseph would not sin against God and his master.

One day while no one was around, his master’s wife grabbed Joseph by his clothes so she could get her freak on but Joseph bounced and left her with his jacket.

As he ran out the room this Rick James song was playing in the background:

“She’s a super freak, super freak, She’s super-freaky, yow”

The Biblical Remix – No Diggity

March 11, 2011

The Biblical Remix – No Diggity

Genesis 38:12-19 – http://bit.ly/dYFnV4

Having recently become a widower, Judah took a trip to have a good time in Timnah.  En route he saw what he thought was a prostitute (which was actually his daughter-in-law in disguise – please read entire chapter for full understanding).

As he was kicking game to get in her pants this Blackstreet song played in the background:

“I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up, Bag it up…”

The Biblical Remix – David Wins

March 3, 2011

The Biblical Remix – David Wins

1 Samuel 18:5-7 – http://bit.ly/e9wXJY

King Saul place David as the head of the army. While returning from slaughtering the Philistine enemy, the ladies from all the cities came out singing and dancing about David’s victory.

The DJ in the background gave props to David by blasting this Khaled song:

“All I do is win, win, win no matter what…Every time I step up in the building, Everybody hands go up, And they stay there”