The Biblical Remix – Woman at the Well
While in conversation Jesus decides to blow up this Samaritan Woman’s spot by telling her she had five husbands and the dude she’s with now wasn’t even her husband. Why did he do that?
Because Jesus quickly identified this Samaritan Woman’s theme song was by Mary J Blige:
“Real Love, I’m searching for the Real Love, Someone to set my heart free, Real Love, I’m searching for a Real Love…”
John 4:16-18 – http://bit.ly/bd7NDk
The Biblical Remix – The Adulterous Woman
Ready to be stoned by her accusers for adultery, the “Adulterous Woman” was thrust into the judgment of Jesus.
“He who is without sin cast the first stone” said Jesus. The accusers left. Her sin was pardoned.
In her heart she sang this Alicia Myers‘ song:
“I want to thank you Heavenly Father, For shining Your light on me. You sent me someone who really loves me, And not just my body…”
John 8:2-11 http://bit.ly/aNOdEi
The next morning when his sons explained to him “what had happened”, Jamie Foxx’s song was playing in Noah’s head:
“Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.”
Genesis 9:20-21 – http://bit.ly/cClh87
The Biblical Remix – Samson
When Samson saw one of the women of the Philistines, he told his parents to go get her as a wife for him. Samson said “She pleases me well”. I imagine this Michael Jackson song was playing in the background:
“The way you make me feel (The way you make me feel), You really turn me on (You really turn me on, You knock me off my feet…”
Judges 14:1-3 – http://bit.ly/9lYqY1